Ryan Letowski

RELATIONSHIPS

 * Levi Blakely - Husband; LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOVE CONNECTION.


 * Rogan Blakely - Son


 * Parker Blakely - Daughter


 * Guy Paulsen - BFF


 * Lee Letowski - Brother


 * Bemis Letowski - Half-brother


 * Eli Letowski - Half-brother


 * Boheme Rhapsody - :|

♦SNGR Verse♦
A branch off of the original universe Ryan came from, wherein he was engaged to but ultimately broke up with a woman whose verbal and emotional abuse have left his confidence and sense of self-worth crippled. A decade-plus cocaine addiction isn't helping matter any, either.

Ryan met Levi whilst heavily intoxicated at Pulse, and Levi was kind enough to bring him home and look after him.

FACTS
- Ryan was actually named Roscoe Eugene Letowski when he was born, but adamantly refused to go by that name after the age of eight when good taste managed to settle in. He didn't legally get his name changed until he married Levi, at which point he kept the first and middle names he'd decided to go by up until that point.

- Rhythmically challenged is a nice way to say that Ryan can't dance. At all. Unless there's a Lady Gaga song on, in which case Ryan inexplicably becomes sex on legs.

- Ryan is actually 5'9 1/2 inches tall, but like hell he's not gonna round that up.

- Ryan's love for Apple products knows no bounds, and there's speculation that he literally jizzed his pants when he landed his current job. By which 'speculation' means 'that totally happened'.

- Levi is the only boy Ryan's ever gotten down and dirty with in every universe, with a few exceptions; in the heroin verse he slept with Bo, in the angels and demon verse he's been with countless people of both sexes, and the space pirate verse is sort of a mystery.

PLAYLIST
Kay Kay and His Weathered Underground Hey Momma

Mumford and Sons Little Lion Man

Say Anything Woe

Marianas Trench Perfect

Matchbox Twenty Real World

WARDROBE
(insert wardrobe photo gallery here)